kittykitpanda:

Lily Evans and Sirius Black founding a ‘Hogwarts Society for Witches and Wizards with Hair as Beautiful as Life Itself’ club for the singular purpose of not inviting James Potter into it.

  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find

the-goddamazon:

darthmama:

icy-mischief:

effyeahultimatespiderman:

Peter and Loki trying to use each other’s powers - Ultimate Spider-Man 3x01

//I want this. I need it. *goes to Netflix* 

There are new ones!?  *runs to get them for her children*

LMFAOOOOO

"Am I…sweating?"

LMFAOOOOO LOKI IS SUCH A BITCH I LOVE IT

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

micahdbg:

i dont think people realize how in love Sirius and James were

Lily probably spent quite sometime thinking “Okay, he’s grown up, he’s charming and i think I’m ready to date James Potter, but am I ready to date Sirius Black?

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

themossman:

seriouslyamerica:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

She defeats him with skills she already had, not by being LIKE A MAN.

THATS why Mulan is frikkin fantastic