beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

sorelatable:

this is so relatable

sorelatable:

this is so relatable

Norse Mythology

  • Everyone: LOKI NO
  • Loki: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.

I’m starting to get so pissed off. The houseguests are all fucking sheep.

Play your own fucking games!!! Not the game Derrick and Frankie are fucking crafting out for everyone!!!

Zach will be fine as long as he doesn’t do what Frankie tells him to do. 

BB16 After Week 4…

Love: Zach, Hayden, Nicole

Like: Amber, Cody, Brittany

irrelevant: Donny, Christine, Derrick, Joey

no: Victoria, Jocasta, Frankie, Paola, Devin

I can’t: Caleb

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

  • dudes: "all men watch porn just get used to it"
  • dudes: "men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
  • dudes: "we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
  • feminists: "rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
  • dudes: "NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

beharie-nyongo:

My fucking life

beharie-nyongo:

My fucking life

the problem

  • fanwriter: *racebends classic character*
  • white dudes: UGH NO CANONICALLY WHITE CHARACTERS MUST BE WHITE FOREVER
  • fanwriter: *genderflips classic character*
  • white dudes: GENDER ROLES EXIST FOR A REASON NOPE NOPE NOPE
  • fanwriter: *creates a queer headcanon*
  • white dudes: GROSS WHAT THE FUCK NO HOMO
  • professional writer: *creates original narrative featuring prominent female, POC and/or queer characters*
  • white dudes: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ISSUES
  • professional writer: *tells true story featuring prominent female, POC and/or queer characters*
  • white dudes: STOP PUSHING YOUR POLITICAL AGENDA DOWN OUR THROATS
  • feminism: *points out the overwhelming number of straight white male protagonists and creators, argues in favour of diversity*
  • white dudes: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMPLAINING, IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT SORT OF THING, JUST MAKE IT YOURSELVES, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S HARD OR ANYTHING JFC
  • literally everyone: ...